Don’t you hate when you turn your phone camera on and it catches you with your titties out? Ugh, happens to me all the time.
Kids used to want to sit on Santa’s lap, now they want to just play with his tits.
What is that? Your attempt at looking like The Weekend? Looks like your head is squeezing out a nice big dookie.
Not sure that trend is gonna pick up…no matter how much you think “it’s the shit”!