Goldmember

I was an overnight people greeter for Walmart in Sumiton, AL. There was a man who was mostly bald except for really long patches (if you could call them that) of hair. In between these patches were dry spots. One night after he came in, he stopped at the videos out front and apparently in deep thought began picking at the dry spots and then eating the skin. Seeing this I vomited onto the ground.

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