Knowing my luck this is the type of princess I’d end up finding after a daring rescue attempt.
To be fair, that’s one hell of a deal. Before this moment I didn’t think you could buy a million dollars worth of anything for $14.88.
Can we all just fucking stop what we’re doing and have a moment of silence please?!
Ohhhh the camp town ladies sing this song, Wal-mart Wal-mart.