If only Samuel L. Jackson were here to make me feel safe.
First in line with no wait at Walmart. You really are a superhero.
Who gives f*cks better? Personally, I always favor a man that can tell me to go F myself subtly. It’s slick. You made me read and interpret my own f*ck you. That’s good.
Michigan & Mississippi
Maybe you’ll find an old Tailspin DVD or Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties or some other show or movie that has the word “tail” in it that I can’t think of at this moment. Boom! Pun-roasted.