Hey buddy, while you’re down there taking a picture, you mind grabbing one of those razors and trimming me up a bit back there.
We call these “Southern Oops” because it looks bad and you wonder how you can manage to screw something up like this, but if you live in the south you can definitely understand it.
Keystone Light? You’d think the Bengals jersey would be a dead giveaway of your poor taste, but I overlooked it. But hey, I guess if my team just extended Marvin Lewis for 2 more years I’d like to put myself in a nice cheap alcohol-induced coma too.
This is what it looks like if you shave any mom’s head.