Wha in tarnation are you wearing little lassie?
I don’t care what obstacle you throw in his way, a pimp is gonna figure out a way to pimp. That’s a life lesson kids. Write it down.
Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.
That awkward moment when Notorious B.I.G. read about his own death in US Weekly.