The amount of money I would pay for an angry Bam Bam to show up with a club is staggering!
FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers.
You aren’t Cher, and this isn’t Studio 54. Go home and un-embarrass yourself pronto.
You may trust God, but please also trust me. That’s not the proper way to “sag” your pants, I don’t care what those gangsters down the street tell you.