Seriously, are there no regulations regarding your vehicle? If you like boats so much, buy a damn boat. Was it a boat he turned into a car or a car he turned into a car-boat? Is that an article about your car-boat on your damn car-boat? COME ON!!
This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.
I honestly can’t think of an instance where someone would see a denim shirt with a wolf scene for sale and say to themselves “Oh dang, I need to get that beauty!”