My college roomate and I decided to go to Walmart at 3 am to buy supplies for a beer bong. (Yes, we were fitting in well with the other Wal-creatures) When we got to the checkout line, there was a creepy-looking 60-plus year old man in front of us. The man had 3 items: a bottle of Jack Daniels, a tube of KY Jelly, and the latest copy of TeenBOP magazine. My roomate and I both began dry-heaving when we pieced together his latenight plans. I wish had one of those ‘Men In Black’ memory erasers.
First off, I LOVE your website, and have shared with any of my friends who appreciate the best of humor! I am glad that I wasn’t the only person who used a camera phone for taking creep pictures of the MANY many ridiculously-dressed people in this world. I spend many breaks at work covering up my mouth to stop from laughing at the pictures and ESPECIALLY the comments/captions.
Don’t act too surprised, because let’s face it, a man with that type of over-tanned alligator skin is probably required by douche-code to wear a man thong.
I think she’s ♫Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin, She needs some hot stuff baby tonight!♫