How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
There is nothing wrong with pajamas, but is it really that hard to throw on some clothes that you don’t sleep in before you go shopping?
If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this…probably better actually.
We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change.