It’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place.
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.
Aggghhhh!!! Okay, who’s takin one for the team?
“Will you….wear matching jorts for the rest of your life with me?” Hell Yeah!