New rule: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to put my hand into, then by golly that is what’s going to happen whether you like it or not.
Am I the only one craving a heavy techno beat and slow but firm pelvic gyrations from this guy?
It’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place.
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.