I feel like any minute now a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a Stop sign on it.
I didn’t get the memo that it was booty poppin’ day! The good news is that it is still early enough to participate. So c’mon everyone, drop those jeans down a few inches and act like you don’t feel that person behind you staring.
Utah & West Virginia
I was working at a Walmart outside of Baltimore. This very pale faced and shaking middle aged woman comes up to me. She doesn’t say a word, but in one hand she’s holding a pair of panties by the hanger. In the other was a glob of gooey stuff. I knew right away what it was, but I just gave her a rag, took the panties, and led her to the bathroom. I called the manager and explained the situation, he gave the customer a big discount. Only after she was gone did we go into the break room and laugh our asses off.
Sir, you’re not even trying to be discrete, and she is obviously off the clock. You wouldn’t ask a McDonald’s employee for a cheeseburger if you saw her at Home Depot or something would you? Have some respect for boundaries.