That thing on your shoulders would only be cool if there were live animals actually hiding under that pelt waiting for some unlucky person to jokingly grab a tail.
C’mon cross-dressers! If you are going to wear clothing of the opposite sex, at least give it your best effort. I mean, you obviously took the time to pick out that cute little skirt, but then BAM you ruin it with those beat up old black sneakers. I never thought I’d say this, but “Sir, go put on some heels!”
So, what do you do when you want to wear a different colored shirt?
Alabama, you win the national championship and take it to Walmart. You are making this easier than Colt McCoy did.