Probably the only way you get any, huh? So should I take that as a compliment? I notice there is a paw print, so does that mean you want to make love to an animal’s corpse? I’m not sure which would disturb me more.
She could just paint her stomach orange and have it look like a pumpkin! That way she could use the money saved on not buying a costume for something like oh, I don’t know, appropriate clothes!
You need a smoke brah? Listen I’m here, you don’t have to be scared when you shop these halls anymore brah. Go with Christ Brah.
I LOVE NEW FADS!!! Gimme them Crocs! Gimme that Snuggie! I have 8 pair of Uggs! I have four Tickle-Me-Elmos! I have an attic full of Beanie Babies! What else is new and cool? I want it all……