Alright buddy, we are going to look past the hair, but let me give this to you straight. Not only are you going to wear all denim, but you are going to wear women’s denim that Stevie Wonder could see is too tight on you?
For the sake of all men in the world I’m just going to assume that you forgot to put on the other 90% of your Chewbacca costume.
How much money does it cost to get a car wash advertisement etched into your head? I want to see my barber’s reaction when I ask him to do put the PoWM logo on my dome.
Dear creepy hipster, there is currently a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat.