That literally sends chills down my spine due to its level of creepiness. He is so relaxed that it makes me uncomfortable.
“Who wouldn’t look good in a school girl outfit?” —-> Answer: See above.
If you asked me to pick one item off of him and tell you where you could go buy it, I would be so dumbfounded that I would collapse.
I’m not really sure what she plans on doing with that pie filling, but something tells me she doesn’t watch Rachael Ray.