Oh, it’s so violent and angry!! It looks like everything is trying to get as far away from the top of his head as possible.
I can’t tell if it’s the onions or that super tight (probably accessorized with a fanny pack full of protein bars) outfit that’s bringing a tear to my eye.
Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?
The ghost of Christmas past seems a bit early this year.