Listen up Brotha! You just try to order your deli meat before me and all my mini-Hulkamaniacs will witness me pulverizin’ ya!…… Whatcha gonna do when Mini-Hulkster runs wild on you.
It’s as if he let a bunch of his drunk friends play pin the tail on the jackass…..err, I mean donkey.
Finally someone who can fulfill all of my unsatisfied paranormal party needs! Although he is in West Virginia, so he probably does more business there than you could possibly imagine.
Probably the only way you get any, huh? So should I take that as a compliment? I notice there is a paw print, so does that mean you want to make love to an animal’s corpse? I’m not sure which would disturb me more.