We would like to thank KRATOS1971 for this spectacular poem!
You do understand that the purpose of a shirt is to cover yourself up? Even tank-tops should theoretically cover the majority of your upper body. Unless you were shrunk by like a foot and a half while shopping, which if that’s the case, I apologize.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.
You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger.