Unfortunately they don’t make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy!
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?
Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate.