First off, what a fantastic security system. You wouldn’t dare try stealing this bike. Secondly, how in the world do you train a rooster to just hang out on your bike with your chihuahua? This dude doesnt’ even know that he is the next Cesar Milan.
Hey Rebel, stay away from the frozen food section, your big hairy nipples will harden.
Honestly, do I have to send out some sort of world-wide memo explaining the purpose of UNDERwear and pants? I thought everyone knew, but I guess that jokes on me.
I’m not sure how to react to the patriotic middle finger. I’m initially offended but then I’m like “Well it’s the American flag, so I guess it’s okay?” Either way I will not be the one to say anything to this dude.
Editors note: This picture was taken by a little girl who is obviously braver and more badass than I am.