Ever wonder where the expression ‘colder than a witch’s tit’ comes from?
Winter clothes checklist: hoody, obnoxious fur boots, booty thong….check, check, and check. Now to find something that goes with a tramp stamp and under-cheeks.
Hahahahaha. I’m laughing because you can’t stop looking! You don’t want to, but you just can’t stop! Hahahahahah….gross.
Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends.