Tennessee’s version of Santa Claus is just a little different than everyone else’s…..you may want to hide your children.
Well, it’s too cold for just a bikini top, but too hot for just a sweater; I’ll just go with both. Psst hey, guess what, they invented this thing called a shirt. It’s like the best of both worlds sweetheart.
Okay, we got the middle covered, now we just have to worry about the top and the bottom, but its a start champ. You’ll get it eventually.
I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other.