Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “America’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her.
Yeah, I assume that I would have upgraded to a new ride by now too. Calling out all those reindeer names every time you need to take off would get old as sh*t.
Well I do have to say that the gold boots probably throw a wrench into any plans those camouflage shorts had of NOT being noticed.
I almost feel dumb for not automatically assuming this guy decorates himself at Christmas…and yes, my son can still go for that ride in your van!