Malcom X, strawberry milk, and short shorts…I’m sure Malcom would be proud. In all seriousness, why?
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
Two reasons to have a Waylon Jennings airbrushed jean jacket…….(1) You are Waylon Jennings and a creepy fan gave it to you, and….I can’t think of another reason.
I’m not a mother, but I’m pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit while you push your cart up and down the aisles looking for lampshades.