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09.02.

Unedited For Your Enjoyment

I have worked in Cosmetics for most of my adult life. We’re talking in a department store like Neiman-Marcus, Nordstrom, etc. so when we moved to a little place in the Foothills above Sacramento, I was limited as to where to work. Wal-Mart was it – so I applied. At first, when I was in Cosmetics, it was actually not that bad– aside from hillbillies trying to steal Maybelline, it was a job. Soon, however- I became a department manager— and then it rolled right down hill. Being a gay guy working for Wal-Mart is already like being a traitor to one’s race, but for a bit I was the Department Mnager for Intimate Apparel/ Hosiery/ Handbags/ Bras and Panties…… I KNOW– if I were a cross-dresser–hot!– but I am not and even though I am gay–it’s a little unnerving to be doing price changes on bras while women are trying them on. At least I thought they would be……………
Day 1: A woman with tits down to her ankles, fully discards her top – titties to the ground…pulls them up and shoves them in my face and says
“Ya got anything for these babies/” -her smile and beguiling summer teeth ( summer gone, summer black, etc.) tauntig me. Swallowing the vomit in my mouth I pointed to the tube socks and said—- “those outta work”…… I was written up for it.

Day 3: I am handed a metal spatula — the kind you would do caulking with — on a lanyard. I was like ????????? WTF? I should have known. When I asked about it– my little dressing room associate said –it’s to scrape the pantyliners from the swimsuits off the dressing room walls.
YUP. Nasty. The fact that is was on a lanyard to wear around your neck –unbelieveable.

THE KICKER: Some senior citizens have SERIOUS incontinence issues. We get it. Wear your depends and live your life. People steal A LOT from Wal-Mart, so it comes as no surprise to find dirty jeans in a heap on the dressing room floor–switched out for new ones. Beware of inside-out ones tho— as a girl associate of mine found out — she put her hand down the pantleg to turn it out and came back with an armful of shit. I am talkin from shoulder to nail covered in human excrement. It’s no wonder good help is hard to find…….shitty customers make it so.

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  • Amber leigh White

    I am wondering just how freindly to crossdressers Walmart is? Do they allow cd’s to try on dresses, etc? I have gone shopping in Walmart before but have sometimes wanted to try something on and am not sure how Walmart employees may react? Thanks.

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  • hi

    You, sir, are a tropper. Hats off to you!

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  • Wiggins

    Oh dear God you poor man.

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  • A

    Omgosh, I feel so bad for that girl. There is a lot of crap you have to deal with working at Wal-Mart…I should know

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  • Tigers_rrrrr_Orange, yes they are! Do you agree with me?

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  • Mia

    I HATE when people don’t properly care for their incontinence.
    I’m severely incontinent (not all incontinent people are old).
    My top priority is to make sure nobody ELSE has to deal with my incontinence. (I keep clean, I keep spare diapers with me, wipes, and ALWAYS wash my hands. If a disaster happens, I will deal with it and not leave it for some poor sap to clean up. …and I ALWAYS have clean hands!)
    If I have to, I’ll sacrifice embarrassment for the sake of not spreading germs – but that has only come up maybe twice in 20 years.

    I wish other people with this condition would learn that concept.

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