Mistaken Identity
I was working in the garden center when a customer brought me a plant that she wanted me to do a price check on. As I was checking the price of it she was telling me that the tag said $6.00 but there were clearance signs on them. The price came up $6.00 so I […]
Off With Your Head
I ran out of some flour and sugar for bread dough I was making and ended up making a late night trip to Walmart. While inside the store, I saw nothing unusual, that is until I went to check out. In the lane ahead of me was someone dressed in a full fursuit, some kind […]
$10 For A BJ, $12 For An HJ, $15 For A ZJ
One day while shopping at my local Walmart, I overheard a page on the announcement system: “Assistant Manager Tom to toys for a Hummer, please? Assistant Manager Tom to toys for a Hummer.” I started giggling, so did the lady in the next aisle. It’s official! Walmart sells everything!
Brought To You By A Wal-Creature
I was in WalMart two days before Christmas last year. I happened to be nearly 9 months pregnant and had feet the size of balloons, among other body parts so I was obviously insane to go into WalMart but I HAD to buy 2 things and one of them (specific ribbon for my nursery’s wall […]
