Candid Camera

Last week a friend and I were making a late night trip to Walmart and on our way in we noticed a couple gearing up a video camera in the parking lot. I thought either something funny or amazing was about to go down so we stayed behind them as inconspicuous as possible. The man […]

Belly Up

Three years ago I was heavily pregant with my first child. As the due date grew closer I decided to venture to the local Wal-Mart in Goose Creek, SC to purchase a few needed items. Naturally I went straight to the infant section, scanning through the bottles and bibs trying to decide what to purchase […]

Edward 40-Hands

I decided to go into my local Wal-Mart last night to grab a few items around 11:30. Surprisingly, I only saw one powermullet, and was quite sad that I didn’t catch any humorous displays as I usually do, until I got to the checkout line. Of course, only two lanes were open, but I got […]

Polishing The Marbles

The wife and I were out for a day of Walmarting when all of the sudden I realized that much to my horror, I had to use the bathroom. While I have never been one for public potties, I thought this is a Walmart in the middle of nowhere Texas. What could be so bad? […]