It’s like climbing the ladder to ponytail success…or failure. I’ll let you decide.
Indiana, New York, & Pennsylvania
There’s something about women with mullets and khaki shorts that makes me horny…I mean…pull your shirt down buddy, nobody wants to see that.
The fact that she has a picture of her husband/son on the back of her white tee with their shirt off is the least of her problems.
During Thanksgiving there is a coffee company that makes pumpkin-flavored coffee as a limited edition item and they get snatched up in our little town pretty fast. Seeing as Walmart always seems to have what we need, we ran in one night after a movie. My friend decided she was more broke than I and would buy the coffee in bulk and I grabbed a prepackaged bag for myself. After we went through the line we compared our receipts and realized mine was much cheaper for the amount of beans I got. We both stood there and turned around to see the rather large cashier check the next person out and noticed that her flap of belly fat had nowhere else to go but the produce scale in front of her. She had actually weighed her own stomach while weighing my friend’s small bag of coffee beans! I wanted her to go to customer service and tell them what happened, but she thought it would be too cruel.