My cousin and I were standing next in line for checkout and were noticing the family checking out in front of us. There was an older woman, her teenage daughter and who I’m thinking was the baby’s daddy with their somewhat “bouncy” little boy sitting in the cart checking out. We weren’t paying them much attention until we just happened to notice the little boy suddenly sticks his legs straight out and liquid started shooting out towards us and hit the very end of our cart.
We backed the cart up quickly and watched in horror as a rather large puddle accumulated on the floor in front of us. As we tried to alert the people in front of us of the situation they proceeded to check out and when they finally understood that their son/grandson just urinated on the floor they looked at it and left.
So, anyways it was at the beginning of October and Walmart already had out costumes and stuff. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and so I begged my dad’s girlfriend to come with me to look at costumes. We were on our way back from the costumes when we saw it. The Walcreature. She was wearing a black and purple mini-skirt, a black t-shirt, a small top hat with a black veil on it, fishnet stockings, and white go-go boots. She had bright scarlet hair and was wearing purple eyeliner and pale foundation. The Walcreature, deeply absorbed by the task of walking to her next destination, didn’t notice my dad’s girlfriend and I snicker as she walked past.
You are like a hearty can of Campbell’s Soup; you think you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good, but really you are high in fat and we’d all much rather have something else.
Whether you staged this photo to get onto the site or not, the fact of the matter is that you painted your entire body blue and now our minions (you guys) can verbally abuse you for doing so…and GO!