Goat shit in Target? Have we hit a point where Walmart can no longer handle the capacity of crazy and it’s starting to spill over into other retailers?!?!
As my favorite play by play man Bob Ueker so eloquently put in the movie Major League: “Juuuuust a bit outside.”
You know, when you’re high on meth and imagine yourself in a nice, clean bathroom when in reality you are squatting in a Walmart parking lot. C’mon, we’ve all been there…
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.