I can’t think of a good reason to have an iguana. Quick add-on, if I did have an iguana I can’t think of a good reason to take it out in public. And as we keep going down this path, I can’t think of a single reason that if I did take it out in public that I’d need to take it to Walmart.
Listen pal, nobody wants to see a live-action ventriloquist dummy so get your thumb out of that dog’s ass.
I suppose if you’re bringing your dog into Walmart it might as well look the part.
Is that Vladimir Putin at Walmart?!?!