Well, your day just got a whole lot better! You’re welcome.
That’s fine. Just don’t call me weird when I start carrying around a Philly cheesteak in my papoose. I won’t judge you on your relationship with food if you don’t judge me on mine.
The live animal scarf is the hottest trend among hipsters worldwide. The more you know…
You can’t just take a horse on a stroll through a store! This isn’t Westworld where you can do whatever you want wild west style, this is Walmart where…well actually…it is Walmart, so apparently you can do whatever you want.