Someone better have unlocked Jumanji, because there is no reason that giant bird needs to be hanging out on your car.
“Cat in a backpack” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Just as weird, but not the same ring.
Took me a minute to realize your fur coat has f*cking eyes! Get our of here with that disease-filled thing man.
Geez. Toys R Us Geoffrey just doesn’t know what to do with himself. Don’t torture yourself by checking in on your more successful friend. That will just make you more depressed buddy.