Didn’t know the had a Walmart in Madagascar. Ditch the lemur dude, I’m guessing you don’t need extra reasons for people to avoid you.
Listen pal, if you think I’m above cooking that bird for Thanksgiving then you don’t know my level of pettiness.
Ahhhh that’s super adorable. Appreciate you not bringing your goat inside the store too. Lots of cool decisions being made on your part, just thought you should know that.
Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts.