As if people needed an obvious reason for avoiding you.
Rounded black sunglasses and a Bluetooth headset? All the accessories I’d expect a lizard owner to have.
Ignoring the fact you have a pet deer, have you ever been to Walmart? This would be the last place I’d take my deer. That’s like tying your lasagna up for safe keeping in my mouth. It’s gonna get got.
Uh uh, no way. I’m not falling for those tricks again buster!