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08.01.

Sex In Walmart

Police say a Hutchinson couple was hot and bothered at the local Walmart, and it wasn’t because of the heat wave hitting Kansas.

The couple is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior and theft after they reportedly stole K-Y Jelly from Walmart and started to engage in sexual activity – groping each other under their clothing – in front of other shoppers, Hutchinson police reported.

Julian R. Call, 22, and Tina F. Gianakon, 35, were arrested at 6:54 p.m. Sunday at Walmart, 1905 E. 17th Ave. in Hutchinson. They both posted bond to be released from the Reno County jail and have five days to appear in court.

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07.31.

The Tester

The other day, I went to Walmart with my mom and my brother. I was walking down the shampoo aisle only to see an overweight redneck with the entire package. Overweight, missing teeth, riding a power chair, even wearing a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt. The best part was I saw her applying some deodorant. Apparently she didnt like it, and put it back on the shelf. NEVER buy deodorant from Walmart. Ever.

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07.25.

Double Vision

No, you are not mistaken. There are two Walmarts sharing the same parking lot in Iowa City, IA. Presumably, one is the “high class” Walmart, and the other is the “low class” Walmart.

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07.24.

Vienna Sausages

I am a Walmart maintenance associate and I was recently called to the front men’s room to find an empty can of BBQ vienna sausages and a pair of underwear. The underwear were covered in BBQ sauce. Did this guy use it to wipe his hands and face on? I mean its the handicapped stall, so there is a paper towel dispenser 4 feet away from it…

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People of Walmart - Funny Photos Of Walmart Shoppers - Humor Blog

People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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