Do You Suck Toes?

A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff’s deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff’s reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she’d watched America’s Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.
The woman said she screamed, the man said “it tasted so good, though” and then ran from the Walmart

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Another Indecent Exposure Incident

FLORENCE, AL (WAFF) –¬†Florence Police arrested a man who was exposing himself to women in the Walmart parking lot Thursday afternoon.

Christopher Brown was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Police said a witness was able to positively identify the man while he was still in the parking lot.

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Hanging Out

About a year ago, I was just out and about and decided I’d stop at the local Walmart and get a few general items. I drive a truck, so just to make things easier, I park a ways out, beyond the majority of people who park as close as possible. I ended up next to a black Explorer, and it looked empty, so I went ahead and locked the door and went in the store. About twenty minutes later, I came back out to my truck and the Explorer was still there. I got in and was all ready to back up out of the space when the driver’s door on this Explorer opened. I waited about twenty seconds for the person to get out or close the door, so I could back out without worrying about hitting anyone. Well then I looked over, the driver was clearly male, as he was so generously completely unzipped and “ready” for me to see. Needless to say, I was shocked. I put the truck in drive and just drove straight out of the spot…fast!

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Beer & Feces

A Chandler man is accused of defecating on the floor of a Walmart store Tuesday after trying to steal a beer bottle, Chandler police said.

Tomas Arenas, 56, was at Walmart near Pecos Road and Arizona Avenue in Chandler at about 5 p.m. when he grabbed a beer bottle and walked out of the store without paying, police said.

A loss-prevention officer stopped Arenas and brought him back inside. Arenas began yelling at the officer before pulling down his pants and defecating on the floor in front of many customers, police said.

Arenas was arrested on suspicion of defecating in public, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, loitering and shoplifting, according to the court document.

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