“It ain’t water playboy, it’s muh fuckin Grey Goose baby.” – Wow. Just wow. I’m about to tell you a true statement. Not like an over the top dramatic example of how I feel, but an honest to God true statement. – I would without a doubt, 100% not even trade you a bottle a Grey Goose for that car. That’s a real thing I just said. So why don’t you go ahead and realize nobody believes you. It’s probably water.
Funny story, we’d probably rather see you being eaten by zombies.
Listen buddy, out of all people that can relate to you I too love me some Looney Tunes. And who doesn’t love Marvin the Martian? Everybody gets that. However, the rest of us adults just kinda keep that shit on the DL. Not like it’s a secret, but at the same time it doesn’t do a whole lot for your social skills, ya know? The tire cover would have been cool by itself, the rest takes it to another level into creepy.
Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.