I imagine this is what Chester Cheetah’s jealous unsuccessful sister drives around in with her 13 kids.
Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.
I don’t wanna tell you your business, but you need to either get a truck, make friends with someone who owns a truck or hire a person with a truck. Long story short, truck.
Not even subtle with your White Trash Repair huh? Red duct tape, red neck. Consistency.