Darth Vader’s budget has decreased tremendously since his last escapade.
Finally an honest depiction of what getting a Time Share truly feels like.
Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left a cup of coffee on the roof of my car. Sometimes you just lose track of the unimportant shit in your life and drive off. You know what I mean?
Honestly, I would have thought Darth Vader’s ground transportation would be just a little bit nicer than an old Chevy pickup truck.