Dude. Are you for real? This isn’t how you want to live your life brah. I know you’ve seen the movie Role Models because clearly the Minotaur Truck was your inspiration here, so take that lesson. Grow up. Be an adult, not an extreme adult.
Because nothing says “let’s be friends” like a healthy obsession with the most depressing cartoon character to be around…ever.
When someone calls you a name a certain amount of times, sometimes it’s just best to own it.
Yeah I see the commercials and billboards and road signs telling me I need to watch out for bikers, but at some point they need to watch themselves. I can’t be on guard everywhere I go now. You catch me shopping hungry or something, that risk to not get hurt is now back on you.