May 22nd, 2013
That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.
May 16th, 2013
What? Sometimes spoiled babies like to get their diaper changed on the top floor balcony sun deck because they like how the sun warms up their tushy. Don’t hate him ’cause his shit skyscrapes while your shit Danny Devito.
May 14th, 2013
That’s weird, usually when a guy in a truck approaches me in the parking lot and asks if I want to see his “Little Pony” I typically think of something else. Yet, somehow this is just as creepy.