Need that one-up over all the other neighborhood dads? Introducing the Honda Grass Roots SUV. Bust out those New Balance shoes and show ’em how a real man keeps his grass with him at all times.
I’ve heard of driving like shit but not driving with shit.
Nothing to see here. Just keep it moving, you’ve got enough nightmare fuel in your life already, no need to add more unnecessarily .
Bud, you think 1997 Ford Explorers just grow on tress? Wrong, you need wads of cash to ball out like this. Get in on the secret now!!!