Say “it’s just a movie” all you want. I’m changing lanes and getting off the nearest exit just to be safe.
Looks more like your plumber’s crack went bungee jumping!
Don’t you hate it when you’re mid-50 Shades of Grey role play and you realize you need some hamburger buns?
If you think you’ve got a lot of faces on your bodysuit, you should see the amount of eyes coming at you from the other direction!