Because nothing says “Don’t mess with this badass” like some emojis!
Hey titface! You ol’ motorboatin son of a bitch, I thought that was you, how are you? I almost came right up and copped a feelski on ya!
They say you’re only as fast as the slowest member of your herd and I feel like this virus has really highlighted which humans are falling behind in the pack.
I’m at the stage of quarantine when I look at this thirsty Instagram model post and all I think to myself is “Dammit, I miss sports.”