Say Cheese!

I am an Electronics employee at Walmart and one evening I was called up to the service desk to check out a camera that was being returned. Our policy on this particular camera was “Sold as is. No refunds unless unopened or defective”. The customers returning the camera were three young men with European accents. […]

It Puts The Lotion On It’s Skin

Many years ago, I worked at a small town Walmart. A lady came to the service desk one day and said that her mother had just died and the manager told her she could return several items her mother had bought. She began to remove the items from a Walmart bag and I started to […]

Now That’s Dedication

A few weeks ago I was doing some late night shopping at Walmart. As I was walking out the door, I heard some yelling and commotion behind me. I spun around and saw a very large plasma screen HDTV balanced on a shopping cart coming at me really fast. I jumped out of the way […]

Secret Code

In my younger days, I worked for a while at Walmart. Yeah, Good ole Wally World. Well one day, we had a shortage of floor associates and I was sent to work in the dressing rooms answering phones, to give that associate a break. The garden shop called and asked that I please send a […]