Your Daily Dose Of Crazy

Once, while I still worked at Walmart, I was stocking the cough drops and I saw a lady in Sofie shorts, a yellow-that-used-to-be-white wifebeater, and flip-flop (just one flip-flop, not two!) walking down the aisle. Her hair was in a pony tail, a braid, and a clump resembling a failed dreadlock. She stopped at the […]

It’s Miley!

As a cashier I got the true blessing of scanning EVERYONE’S merchandise. As an overnight cashier I also seem to be blessed with the opportunity to see all the nighttime crazies. A man came up to check out in my line with four pairs of Miley Cyrus jeans. I figured it was a present for […]