You know that weird lady’s house you always avoid when you are out on Halloween? Other kids probably do the same thing to your Mom so knock it off. It’s Halloween people, everyone is allowed to be weird today. Enjoy!
I’m a waitress so when I get off of work, Walmart is the only place that is open. A co-worker and I were in there going grocery shopping, getting last minute Thanksgiving dinner items. This lady walked over to us and said, “Can I ask your opinion?” We told her to go ahead, and she held up two different sets of paper plates and asked, “Which one is more formal for Thanksgiving dinner?” We look at each other and randomly pointed to a set and she thanked us and moved on.
You know who dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween? Someone that’s not creative. But while we are on the topic let me vent my frustration real quick to people and stores. Show some damn respect for Thanksgiving people! I don’t want to see X-mas stuff, I don’t want to hear X-mas music while I’m shopping, and I don’t want to put money in your damn red pot until after I’ve enjoyed my f*cking turkey. There, I’m done.
These trick-or-treaters are exactly why I put razor blades in the candy I give out…