Some Elderly Advice

There was a girl of about 14-years-old in front of our counter (I work in the deli) and an old woman just randomly walks up and says to her, “You’re so beautiful. Please don’t let any boys talk you into having sex with them, because they will just go brag to their friends about it.” […]

Turkey Day

While shopping the day before Thanksgiving I noticed a sign alerting customers that WalMart will be open on Thanksgiving. While checking out I told the cashier that I was sorry that WalMart was going to be open on Thanksgiving and that several employees had to work. She told me in a flat, monotone voice, “I […]