Fix your knife choices

A lot of choices to stab you with Freedom.
Free Taste Section?

23 bucks for a banana peel, hmmm???
Only at Walmart

Clipping nails? What’s new here in Walmart?
Condom Lockdown at Walmart

People of Walmart have stolen so many condoms that henceforth, condoms will stay locked. People of Walmart who want condoms, will have to be escorted by an employee until they pay.