Is it a short skirt? Is it a long shirt? Is it the beginning of a porno? Yes to all of them I think.
I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!
If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.