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04.04.
Squirt & Shitney
Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.
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11 Comments04.24.
Seen Outside Walmart
Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!
Unknown
25 Comments08.26.
Nice Work Dad
And Super-Dad of the day goes to this guy! Nothing cooler than seeing a dad do what he can to make his kids smile. Heroes come in all different forms.
Wisconsin
13 Comments01.16.
Swing Low
Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
Montana
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