Featured Creature
04.04.
Squirt & Shitney
Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.
Unknown
10 Comments04.24.
Seen Outside Walmart
Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!
Unknown
25 Comments01.16.
Swing Low
Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
Montana
111 Comments08.16.
Return Stall
I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
Oklahoma
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