Featured Creature

11.26.

Bottomless Mimosas

To be fair, when you’re only wearing a total of 2 inches of clothing it’s difficult to feel if it’s no longer covering what it should.

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7 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion

11.26.

Get Your Eagle On

I swear if I turn the corner again and see someone is spread eagle I’m just gonna lose it.

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4 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion

11.25.

Cock Gobbler

I heard the turkey on the chocolate cake was much bigger and once you had it you’d never go back to the white cake.

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4 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Products

11.25.

Pony For Christmas

Embrace the bald bud. No need to hold onto hope that one day the Mortal Kombat characters are gonna come to life and try to defeat you.

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1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Mullets/Tails