Now that’s what I call an easy rider!
I don’t know what the hell is going on. This isn’t Japan buddy, that weird, freaky stuff isn’t as normal here in the US of A.
Fantastic, as if riding around with you wasn’t annoying enough, I’ve got to listen to 78 bobbleheads nodding up and down the whole ride.
What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.