Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
Ever wonder how they pick which employee gets their picture on the wall for employee of the month? Innovative thinkers.
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?
If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.