Dude. For real. If you’re going to walk around this world dressed like Willy Wonka at least dress like the real Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and not the weird Johnny Depp Wonka.
Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone.
The only thing more depressing than that car is the actual Chicago Bears. But hey, 1985 right!!!
Shoutout to clothing manufacturers who somehow manage to take all the clothes people wouldn’t never and should never wear and sell them just by slapping some holiday theme prints on it.
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