Meet Ron. Absentee Step-Father of Dragons.
I see the Walmart janitor borrowed a page from a 7 year old’s “how to clean up” playbook.
Aww that’s too bad. The Macho Man Randy Savage really let himself go to shit. (RIP)
Mark my words, this hairstyle will be sweeping the nation in the near future. Then the zombie apocalypse will take us all out. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! But hey, at least we will all go out in style, amirightoramiright?