Reminds me of that 4’10” guy at the gym that’s super swoll. We get it dude, we’re all intimidated.
Look at you with your lazy ass. I think this is how i’d break up with you. Pile a bunch of crap in the cart with you and then leave you in an aisle as I say “Oh, I gotta go grab something” and then walk to the parking lot and leave. But that’s just me. Maybe some guys like pushing you around, I don’t know.
Woof. Your tail looks like one of those extra long turd-log poops you take that poke out of the water. So congrats on that.