I’m 17, and I’m working at the front registers. I have a huge line, probably a dozen or so people. It’s business as usual until this one lady comes up to me. She a typical Walmart shopper: power mullet, Looney Tunes t-shirt, ratty sweatpants. After saying hello, she lays her crazy right out on the register:

Crazy Lady: “Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?”

Me: “Umm…”

Crazy Lady: “I have, and I’ve given up my sinful nature!”

Me: “Good for you…”

Crazy Lady: “Yep! I’ve given up drinking, smoking, MASTURBATION!!”

Other People in My Line: *Crickets*

She said some other stuff after that, but she lost me at masturbation. The rest of the time was spent trying not to barf.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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