Come on lady! I think it’s about time we get serious, okay? This is getting a little embarrassing on your part. If he is old enough for a shirt and tie then I think it’s time for him to put his teddy bear down.
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.
Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache.
She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.